Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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