He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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