If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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