I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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