but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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