rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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