Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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