i don't plan on having that self control this summer
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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