He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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