Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
As shirtless as possible
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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