oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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