what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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