She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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