check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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