I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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