Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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