i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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