Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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