He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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