i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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