nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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