good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I understand Curling. That high.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
The ass gains better be worth it
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