My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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