I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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