Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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