Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Dignity is for republicans.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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