Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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