I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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