goodnight i made you a song goodbye
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I just gift wrapped bread.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
