I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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