Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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