Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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