She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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