week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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