My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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