PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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