arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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