your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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