it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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