Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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