her vagine was all disorganized.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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