So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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