Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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