Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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