I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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