i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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