Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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