Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Girls should come with a carfax report
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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