Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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