Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Moan for me like Helen Keller
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize