You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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