Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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