at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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